No Chance
Gravely ill, the Skipper was examined by a doctor while his wife stood by.After...
Pecuniary reasons
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, “Does this...
If Men made the Rules
1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument....
A mouse sandwich!
|What’s gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?A mouse sandwich!
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
Bad news
A mortician was working late one night. It was his job to examine the...
No Pantyhose
There’s this old man in a nursing home and he’s hornier than hell. So...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Four is equal to five
|Theorem: 4 = 5Proof:-20 = -2016 – 36 = 25 – 454^2 – 9*4...
I love my wife
If your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, whatdoes that mean?Her...