What is the meaning of “sanctity”?
What is the meaning of “sanctity”?It’s french, for a lady with five breasts.Sent by...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Copying Paper
A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn’t the sharpest...
Blonde male
A bronzed, blonde male surfer type was visiting Boston to attend a friend’s wedding....
The story of a very short man
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I want to see something really cheap
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Spelling checker
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Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
Where does Peter Pan eat?Wendy’s
Learning to be tactful.
A lieutenant was brilliant in military matters, but lacked a few social graces. One...