Best For Dinner
Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner?A: Reservations.
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
Math Lesson
A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife. It read: “Dear wife,...
Foot Tall
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who...
Bathroom reading material
Seen in a bar near here: “We don’t stand in your toilet, so please...
Van and the Queen
Van der Merwe is invited to have lunch with the Queen. While sitting at...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
Christmas Humor
Knock, knock?Whos there?Megan and chickenMegan and chicken who?He’s megan a list and chicken it...
Correct Male Responses
What makes these questions so bad is that every one is guaranteed to explode...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!