What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Monica Lewinsky and a change machine?
Why are Monica Lewinsky and a change machine alike?They both say…”insert Bill here!”
Two mates are having a chat over a beer…
Two mates are having a chat over a beer.”Do you like sheilas with bad...
If Dell ran Christmas…
|Wait a minute? Isn’t IBM running this Christmas..?
A somewhat drunk man feels a…
A somewhat drunk man feels a bald man’s head and says,”Say, your head feels...
Cristmas Quiz
If athletes get athlete’s foot, astronauts get missile toe.A bird dog could be called...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Sisters of Mercy
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying “, House...
EuroEnglish
The European Commission have just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official...
Towards and Away
One day many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons....