This kid knows the answer!
One day at kindergarten a teacher said to the class of 5-year olds, “I’ll...
What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm…
What do a meteorologist in a snowstormand a woman’s sex life have in common?They’re...
Why married women get heavy.
Q. Why are married women heavier than single women?A. Single women come home, see...
The De-Ranged Cowboy
Cowboy Joe was telling his fellow cowboys, back on the ranch, about his first...
Alphabet letters
|How many letters are there in the alphabet?Noel, noel, noel, noel … the angels...
English is really crazy
|There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neither apple nor pine...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...