I’d Love To But…(Pt II)
More goofy excuses you can use to get out of going somewhere you just...
The Hundred Nuns
One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the...
Knock Knock Jokes 1
Knock Knock Who’s there? Avocado! Avocado who? Avocado a cold! Knock Knock Who’s there?...
Red Light Driving
Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out…
A young priest, who is still unsure of the penance to dole out duringconfession,...
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy…
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the...
Mom, can little girls have babies?
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,”Mommy, can little girls have babies?”"No”,...
Bank Teller
Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...