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A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, “Who...
3 women went out drinking
3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Going crazy with confusion
|A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you...
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who…
Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who wereordered to take a Caribbean...
Pillsbury Doughboy Dead at 71!
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died yesterday of a severe yeastinfection.He was 71.Fresh...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Men Have Two Faults
Women have their faults. Men have only two. Everything they say and everything they...
To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...