Quote and counter-quote.
Woman’s Quote of the Day:”Men are like fine wine. They all start out like...
The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair…
Mrs. Schmidlap hires a maid with beautiful blonde hair. The first morning, the girl...
The chicken/road across history.
Why did the chicken cross the road?:JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Isn’t...
Signs You’ve Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
|1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your...
Two Canadian Seasons
In Canada we have two Seasons…six months of winter and six monthsof poor snowmobiling.
Celibacy Test
Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to...
Poles Truck
Two Polish truck drivers are barreling along when they come up to an overpass....