Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
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Lawnmower
How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower? The green...
Darn Candle!
On his tour to the U.S., the Pope visited a couple who had been...
Eskimos Discussing Cold
There were these three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at...
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
Martha Stewart Holiday Calendar
December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey. Apply gold leaf, turn upside down and...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
In Hot Pursuit
Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...