30 Ways to Annoy Someone.
1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.2. In the memo field of all your checks,...
What goes in and out and smells of piss?
What goes in and out and smells of piss?The Queen Mother
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
What did I do?
“Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me?”she said...
Patenting A Peach…
A farmer goes to the patent office to patent a peach, and the patent...
Yo mama’s head so large
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts. Yo mama...
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter…
A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother:...
Men…STOP…it’s fruitless!
*** You just can’t win, and here are the reasons why: ***If you put...
I\\\’m A Wheelbarrow
Patient: Doctor, people tell me I’m a wheelbarrow. Psychiatrist: Don’t let people push you...
Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...