What the difference between true love and herpes?
What the difference between true love and herpes? – Herpes lasts forever
The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Cheap Rooms 4 Rent
Innkeeper: The room is $15 a night. It’s $5 if you’ll make your own...
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...
On the road again.
One bright sunny day, a beautiful blonde girl was cruising the countryside in her...
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
The Doc\’s affair.
A doctor from Canada was having an affair with one of his female co-workers.One...
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
New Yorkers arrived
One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street...