President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game…
President Clinton and his wife are at the first baseball game of the season....
She said, “Kiss me doctor!”
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Giving Cats Pills
|INSTRUCTIONS FOR GIVING YOUR CAT A PILL 1. Pick cat up and cradle it...
Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
Why firemen have dogs
A nursery school teacher was delivering a station wagon full of kids home one...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
Why don’t Blondes…?
Q: Why don’t Blondes use vibrators anymore?A: Because they keep chipping their teeth !!!
Dog Named Sex (Classic)
Usually everyone who has a dog would call the dog Rover or something. I...
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says…
A woman goes to a psychiatrist and says, “Doctor, you’ve got todo something about...