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How is sex like air?
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To Buxom Waitress:
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Psychoanalysis Quicker For Men
Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it’s time to go back...
Stopping the hillbilly
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It’s Against the Law to…
In Oblong, Illinois, it’s punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing...
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
Real flight announcements
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