Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
Chief wants beer!
An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a...
Question: What is 1 + 2?
Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally...
Banjo jokes
|Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only...
Totally Useless Info
1. Coca-cola was originally green.2. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than...
An elderly man goes into a brothel…
An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like...
What is a blonde mating call?
What’s a blonde’s mating call? I think I’m drunk.
Upset golfers
Two men were out playing golf on a nice Saturday afternoon. They were getting...
Bee jokes 04
|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can’t whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the...