I’m sending out some cards
|A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
Keeping their marriage together
I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take...
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to…
A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to an extremely gorgeous...
My King Henry joke
Q: What would king Henry VIII be doing if he was alive right now?A:...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails…
To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
The woman’s secret
At a dinner party, several of the guests were arguing whether men or women...