St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven…
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven and says, “You were...
Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
What’s An Orgasm?
What’s an orgasm, mom? I don’t know, dear…ask your father.
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
I’ll just call my lawyer about this
|Another on that I have seen pulled is to have someone speak out at...
DUMB Questions Part 2!
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?How do...
Where the winds blow.
Q. Why does the wind blow from the north in Indiana?A. Kentucky sucks.
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog…
Wife comes home to find the old man shagging the dog in the front...
All-inclusive
An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African,...
Blonde and the Firemen!
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to...