Army fitness report
|British Military Officer Fitness ReportsThe British Military writes OFR’s (officer fitness reports). The form...
This tells me that I must be drunk
|A man walks into a bar and orders one shot. Then he looks into...
A short poem for today.
Rules To Live By…Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,...
The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!
***The Rules Of Bedroom Golf!***1. Each player shall furnish his own equipment for play...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
The Seven Dwarfs
“The Seven Dwarfs were all in bed feeling Happy-then he got out of bedso...
Coffee Addiction
You know you are addicted to coffee if -You grind your coffee beans in...
Viola jokes
|Q: What is a chord?A: Three violists playing in unison.Q: What is the best...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!