How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
What should I do then?
|Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor:...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
New anti-aging drug…
Some people grow old gracefully, while others fight and scratch the whole way.Andy’s wife,...
Where Do We Play?
Pat Williams, general manager of the Orlando Magic, on his team’s woeful record:”We can’t...
Because I’m a Guy!
Because I’m a Guy……I must hold the television remote control in my hand while...
She’s new to football
|A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
The definition of kinky sex
I’m not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but… she...
Top10 reasons trick-or-treating is better than sex!
THE Top Ten Reasons Trick-Or-Treating Is Better Than Sex:10. Guaranteed to get at least...