BMW thinks of everything
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol...
Canada language
|How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How...
A mute was walking down the street one day…
A mute was walking down the street one day and chanced upon a friend...
Just Like Dad
The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother and said, “I’ve found a...
Need A Muscle Relaxant
This guy goes to the pharmacist and says, “Listen, these two girls are coming...
Your father is drunk
|To The Tune Of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town Oh you better not...
Smart Dog
A butcher is working, and really busy. He notices a dog in his shop...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Little Johnny can count.
The teacher asked little Johnny if he knows his numbers.”Yes,” he said. “I do....
Moles
A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of...