A hundred dollars
A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morningto find his...
Stinky woman.
Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor.”Do you wash?” the doctor asked...
Going to Jamaica
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section....
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?A rash...
Accidents
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur...
Perot corn
Two farmers were talking at the general store. One farmer says to the other,...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas…
|You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical)...
Insult Collection #8
For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind — and all...
Marriage quotes 06
|Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in....