Pathetic lawsuits
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Hoppalong Cassidy!
|What do you call a frog who wants to be a cowboy?Hoppalong Cassidy!
What is the difference between a English actuary and…
What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary?An English actuary...
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?
What do you call a vegetarian with diahrrea?A salad shooter.
One plus one are two
|Theorem: 1 + 1 = 2Proof:n(2n – 2) = n(2n – 2)n(2n – 2)...
Long Amusement
Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write ‘Please turn over’ on...
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man…
Two nuns turn up at the fruit market and ask the veggie man for...
Without a horn
Judi went to a “Dude Ranch” on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if...
Ancient Chinese Torture
A young man was lost wandering in a forest, when he came upon a...