A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
Paddy was an inveterate drunkard
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New Dinosaur Theory?
OK, let’s consider the physical evidence.The moon is moving away at a tiny, although...
Having a baby at 80
An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s...
Scorcher Murphy
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Man Named Furniture
What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.
Christmas Jokes – Question and Answer
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Surgery
I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did...
Lotto
A blonde wanted to win the lotto so she prayed to god, and she...
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away…
Did you hear that Betty Crocker passed away.The funeral is set at 4:50 for...