Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
Jealousy
Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. “Oh Marie,” she said to her maid, “I...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?
Q: Why couldn’t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car...
What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?
Q: What’s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a...
Marriage Quotes 5
Love, you can’t start it like a car, you can’t stop it with a...
Quick Ones!
What’s the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? – 45 lbs. What’s the...
Sheep
You momma is so fat, she needs a sheep for a tampon!
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...