Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Spelling checker
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Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour…
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were…
Three guys were talking one morning about how drunk they were at this party...
Why is it so hard
Q: Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive,...
Ford Jokes
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home!...