Things That Sound Dirty At Thanksgiving But Aren’t
10. Reach in and grab the giblets!9. Whew…..that’s one terrific spread!8. I’m in the...
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center…
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
A hearty breakfast
A man goes into a greasy spoon-type cafe and he says, “I would like...
Men At Singles Bars
What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common?They’re...
Blonde and The Coke Machine
This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and...
Annoyance
What is the best way to annoy your wife/husband during sex?Call her/him on the...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
Engineers Laying Sod
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first...
These chickens want books
|A pair of chickens walk up to the circulation desk at a public library...
Lease nuclear weapons
|Lease a Nuke!Want power and respect? Want to influence the course of world events?...