The Longest Duck Joke
A father and son live on a farm. One day the father says, “Son,...
5 Good Reasons Not To…
5 Good Reasons not to be a Penis!1. You’re bald your entire life.2. You...
Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Caterpillar jokes
|What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?Turns over a new leaf!What is...
Yo Momma’s So Fat
Yo momma’s so fat her butt looks like two pigs fighting over a Milk...
Resignation From Phone Committee
OPERATOR, WE’VE BEEN DISCONNECTED: Florida State Senator John McKay has resigned from the Senate...
Christmas Jokes – Question and Answer
|Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What’s the most popular wine...
A small dissapointment
Two GI’s in the Vietnam war have been stuck in a trench for three...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
How To Satisfy…
HOW TO SATISFY A WOMANCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support,...