Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand...
The Sermon!
A minister gave a talk to the Lion’s Club on sex.When he got home...
What is God?
One morning at church, the pastor was preaching about what God was and wasn’t.He...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
What is a grasshopper?
|What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Tied in an election
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Signs You Bought a Lousy Tree
|8. Two feet tall, forty feet wide 7. Salesman’s opening line: “You’re not a...