The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and…
A man walked into a lawyer’s office and inquired about the rates. “Fifty dollars...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
(Blank)-gasms!
Sex in a boat – oar-gasms. Sex with a nerd – dork-gasms. Sex at...
What is the difference between a transvestite sailor and…
What’s the difference between a transvestite sailor and Monica Lewinsky’swardrobe?When you have a transvestite...
Lawyer: Send Me
NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but...
Drive-In
Q: Did you hear about the 4 Pollocks who froze to death in adrive-in...
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole…
Bob stood over his tee short on the 18th hole for what seemed like...
Signs and notices 03
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...