Mr. Clean
Did you here Mr. Clean is in the hospital? He has ammonia.
The Chair
A professor invented a lie detecting chair. Whenever anybody sitting in it told a...
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of 20 does not?
What does a woman of 40 have between her breasts that a woman of...
List of Funny Insults!
If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?You’d make a lovely...
Efficiency
|From: Efficiency & Ticket, Ltd., Management ConsultantsTo: Chairman, The London Symphony OrchestraRe: Schubert’s Symphony...
A very insulting parrot
|This elderly lady, recently widowed, decides to see if a pet will ease her...
Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?
Q. Why does Mary Lou Retton smile so much?A. Because she found out what...
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?
What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the...
Why Legs?
Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don’t get stuck to the...
Twelve Inch Pianist
This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and...