Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
There was a costume party at a mental hospital…
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party...
A dangerous animal
The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached,...
headmasters and bullfrogs
|What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common?Both have big heads that consist mostly...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Story of my friend
|I have a friend who is a pilot on a 747.I said “Hi Jack.”He...
Weapons of Mass Destruction
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:”Mr President,...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Suppository In Her Ear
A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling...