Eyes Light Up
How do you make a blonde’s eyes light up? Shine a flashlight in her...
Some time after their bitter divorce…
Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his...
pretty little head
She has a pretty little head– for a head, it’s pretty little.
Diary of a computer lamer
|July 18I just tried to connect to America online, which I’ve heard is the...
How do you circumcise a redneck?
How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.
At The Pearly Gates
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the...
A visual joke
(This joke requires the use a small visual. I’ll describe the visualfirst, then as...
Good fortune
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG...
Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...