A chicken and an egg are lying in bed…
A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is smokinga cigarette...
Match
You know you’re a redneck when you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Alzheimers
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal…
A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up...
“You’ve Got Mail”
A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his...
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive…
A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving...
Arriving at Heaven
|A soprano died and went to Heaven. St. Peter stopped her at the gate...
trip from beauty parlor
I’ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!
Skipping school
A woman realizes her son has not yet gotten out of bed for school.She...
Temperatures
Temperatures60 degrees – Californians put their sweaters on. 50 degrees – Miami residents turn...