Household physics
|Laws of Household PhysicsEver notice that the laws of household physics are every bit...
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?
What is green, has four legs and smells like woman?The white house’s pool table
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Good morning ladies…
This blind guy was walking pass the fish market and he said”Good morning ladies..”
Found At Gyms and Bars
What can a woman find at both gyms and singles bars?Dumbbells.
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?
What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a...
Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade…
The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for...
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a womans sex drive by 90 percent.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman’s sex drive by 90 percent....
Tea Time
Something to ponder… Do the workers at the Lipton factory get acoffee break?