Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
21, 21, 21
There’s a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,”…” Then a blonde...
Professions
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions....
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas
|For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can...
You’re so stupid… Police
You’re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit,...
A gentler way
At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,”Platoon, atten-HUT! Private...