Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
Fun Quotes
———————- BLOOD IS THICKER THAN WATER AND TASTIER, TOO. ———————- FAILURE IS NOT AN...
Like to screw?
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He’s a...
Warning all shoplifters
|Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any...
Husband: I do not know why you wear a bra…
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra, you’ve got nothing to put...
Twelve Days of Fast Food
|On the first day of Christmas, My drive through gave to me: A Big...
Cheap plastic rings
|A groom buys the engagement ring at a jewelry store. As the groom enters...
THE IRS LETTER…
THE IRS LETTER… Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction...
If PCs Were Toasters…
If IBM made toasters …They would want one big toaster where people bring bread...
On a very cold night…
On a very cold night, a young man dropped into the localbrothel and the...