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What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
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Lost X Files Christmas episode
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Women…rules men wish you would learn!
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Leather jacket
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Horse or chicken?
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Indian Pun! heehee
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Did you hear about the new downhill racing skis the ski resorts are selling this year?
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Because they squeak!
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