Top 10 signs of a bad christmas tree.
Top 10 signs you bought a bad christmas tree:10. Two feet tall, forty feet...
Phone songs
|All of the following songs may be played on a touch-tone phone. Commas are...
How to buy a stero
|1. Carefully calculate power requirements, based on room dimensions, etc. Multiply by a factor...
Two bikers were talking at a bar…
Two bikers were talking at a bar.”How’s married life?” asks the first.”It’s fine,” says...
Piloting your plane
|An F-111 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of...
More Blonde Q and A’s
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Power Of Observation
It is recounted that at King’s College in the Strand around the time of...
College Dorm
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Diff Between Gender Dreams
Women dream of world peace, a safe environment, and eliminatinghunger. What do men dream...
Hillbillies
How do you castrate a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the mouth!