Outside a Dog…
“Outside a dog, a book is a great companion. Inside a dog, it’s pretty...
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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
You Must Be A Redneck If
* You recycle your own toilet paper * Your mom has to shave more...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
Programmer’s drinking song
|99 little bugs in the code,99 bugs in the code,Fix one bug, compile it...
There was life before the computer
|An application was for employmentA program was a TV showA cursor used profanityA keyboard...
Punkrocker’s Hair
An old guy is sitting on a bus when a punk-rocker gets on. The...
True announcements during Sunday service
And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Olive, the 10th Reindeer
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer “Olive”?Olive ?Yeah, you know,...