A fly in my beer!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pubtogether. The...
Two Quickies.
Q: What’s long, black, and never ends?A: The unemployment line!Q: What can’t you give...
If Fisher Price ran Christmas…
|”Baby’s First Ornament” would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing...
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? #2
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?How many can you...
Taxonomy of Medical Practitioners
An acher of bacteriologists A murmur of cardiologists A stain of cytotechnologists A rash...
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot…
A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder…thebartender looks...
Cannibal Food
Two cannibals meet one day. The first cannibal says, “You know, I just can’t...
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other…
A Programmer and an Engineer are sitting next to each other on a longflight...
The young immigrant couple had just left the…
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as...
How many seconds are in a year?
How many seconds are in a year? Answer: There are 12 seconds in a...