Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
The Mink Coat
A man walks into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier with a gorgeous blonde...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Trouble at the local bar…
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the...
Gimme A Cookie
Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found...
Read the label first!
Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink –...
Kidnapped by a redneck?
Q: How do you know you’ve been kidnapped by a redneck?A: He’s asking 2...
Installing a Carpet
|A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Please describe him
|A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding.The officer...