Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
Yo momma so fat
Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!
The Psychiatric Hotline
“Hello, welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline.”If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If...
Chinese dog treat
There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were...
On the airline.
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A...
Sore Throat
A man comes to an Italian doctor because of sore throat. The doctor tells...
A really Corny Joke
Q: What did the blonde say when the docter told her one leg was...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
Learn how to talk southern
Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...