A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim…
A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim....
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
No More Fishing For Baby Sis
A boy was taking care of his baby sister while his parents went to...
Ladies Tee-shirt blurbs!
Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares? I don’t believe in miracles. I...
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning…
The Mortitian arrived at the Mortuary one morning and wasaproached by his assistant.”Anything interesting...
Adopt an NBA player
|THE NBA PLAYER ADOPTION PROGRAM NEEDS YOU! With an NBA player’s strike against the...
Marooned
An American, an Australian and an Irishman were stranded on an island for several...