Their true intention
One morning a little girl ran inside and said “Daddy, Daddy my sister and...
Biology Class
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Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
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tadpole feel lonely
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The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
On the beach, how can you recognize a guy who uses an inflatable doll?
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George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...
If Apple ran Christmas…
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Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...