Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
2 Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun,...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon…
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon.”Shit,” said the first bloke,...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
A strange jigsaw puzzle
Paddy gets a phone call from Murphy. “Paddy,” says Murphy, “I’ve got a problem.”"What’s...
Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?
Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist?A: He sold his soul to Santa.
A Few Ways to know if you are a Redneck
If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say “Coolwip”...
Top ten indicators that a redneck has been working on your computer
|10. The monitor is up on blocks.9. Outgoing faxes have tobacco stains on them....