Some police quotes
|”The handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch out after you wear them...
Buzz Buzz Buzz!
A man and a woman have just finished shagging when suddenly a bee flies...
Swearing Parrot
There’s this fellow with a parrot. And this parrot swears like a sailor, I...
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
What denomination?
A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.”What...
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?
What do Viagra And Disney Land have in common?They both cause you to stand...
Men’s Bathroom Etiquette! (classic)
Ever since man crawled out of the primordial ooze, he has built himself structures...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
OLD NEVER DIES 5
|OLD FOOTBALL PLAYERS never die, they just go to the end zoneOLD FOOTBALLERS never...