If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas…
|Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly....
I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Doctor’s Notes 5
While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, “How long have you...
Sick and Pompous General
The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For...
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg…
A Jewish lady named Mrs. Rosenberg who many years ago wasstranded late one night...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Tombstone Epitaph I
Tombstone epitaphOn the grave of Ezekial Aikle in East Dalhousie Cemetery, Nova Scotia:Here liesEzekial...
Energizer Bunny arrested!
Did you hear?The Energizer bunny has been arrested for Battery.
A game of golf
A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner...
Whats blue and does not fit any more?
Whats blue and doesn’t fit any more? – A dead epileptic.