Your New Year Resolution
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Di and Dolly Go To Heaven
Princess Diana and Dolly Parton had both died on the same night. When they...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
If you cloned Henry IV…
If you cloned Henry IV, would he be Henry V, or Henry IV Part...
Kidneys for Brains
The teacher asked her students if anyone knew the answer to 2+2, they had...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman