Next US President
A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
Definitions from Kids
Science definitions from Kids…H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water.To collect fumes...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
Flavoured condoms
I recently tried some of these new ‘flavoured’ condoms. I bought one of each...
Women’s/Men’s English
Women’s English:Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = NoI’m sorry = You’ll be...
a babtist and a catholic preacher
A Baptist preacher and a catholic preacher are driving out on a road. The...
Tuba jokes
|Q: What is the range of a tuba?A: Twenty yards if you’ve got a...
Redlight
What goes “errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh, errr, ohhh? A blonde at ablinking red light!
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...