Marriage quotes 11
|A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
A fortune teller
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see afortune-teller’s tent....
That was an insult
A man came storming out of the courthouse ranting and raving; obviously really angry...
Bush’s Tragedy
One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited...
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies…
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas....
Results of damage testing
|It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing...
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig?
What do you get when you cross a lawyer and a pig? Nothing, there’s...
Light bulb lawyers
|Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?A0: Three; one...
A woman asks the hardware store clerk…
“Do you have any batteries?” a woman asks the hardware store clerk. “Yes, m’am.”...
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting…
Two drunks sitting at the rural area bar, lamenting their lack of a sex...