Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
Ugly Growth
I just had the doctor remove an ugly growth from my back. It was...
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
|Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
2 Drunk Guys
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Dollars equal ten cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 10 centProof:We know that $1 = 100 centsDivide both sides by...
Love Thy Husband
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office. After his checkup, he doctor...
Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...